High Heels & Frijoles

I snapped this photo and couldn’t bear to throw it out, so I drank it. With a bendy straw—just to make sure I got all the hot sauce at the bottom.

Hangover cures? I’ve heard it all: Sleep. Avoid caffeine. Drink water. Or pickle juice. Vitamin C. The Onion suggests taking a shower, in case you vomit, so you’ll have less cleaning up to do (eeewwww!). Travel + Leisure did an article on international hangover cures.  If you have foreign roots read it and find out how your great-great-great grandpa treated his delirium tremens.

Back home, you can go to a beach-front bar and have sopa levantamuertos—a seafood soup that raises the dead. If inland, head to a seedy bar, such as El Munich and order the same. Or just keep on truckin’—hair of the dog is probably the most universal cure.

I assume many of you will be toasting Benito’s first tussle with the French tonight and may be in need of a refreshment tomorrow morning. My suggestion: have a chilled michelada. You can have one tonight, too, natch—it’s the perfect warm weather drink.

MICHELADA
Makes 1
There are countless recipes for micheladas, with common ingredients being beer, lime juice, and ice. My version is below.

1 bottle ice cold beer, such as Pacífico
Ice
Kosher salt and black pepper
3 tablespoons lime juice
Worcestershire sauce
Hot sauce, such as Tabasco or my favorite, Valentina
Clamato or V8, optional

Rub the edge of a chilled glass with a lime, then dip it in salt. Fill the glass half to ¾ of the way with ice. Add the lime juice, ¼ teaspoon pepper, and Worcestershire and hot sauces to taste (and a splash of Clamato or V8 if desired) Pour in beer. ¡Salud!

A couple of years ago I experienced some dizzy spells. It felt like I was looking down over the edge of a tall building even though my butt firmly seated on a chair and the soles of my feet stuck to the floor. It was vertigo. Yes, like the Hitchcock movie, minus Jimmy Stewart. Anyway, I zigzagged to the doctor and got a prescription that knocked me out cold, and then a few days later I was fine.

My good friend C. loved to tease me about this wacky malady, but I didn’t mind because it was all in the past. Or so I thought. For three weeks now I have been walking on unsteady ground. It’s like I’ve just gotten off a roller coaster. Or woken up after downing a bottle of champagne, my cerebellum floating in day-old fizz. Only this is far worse because I didn’t get the cheap adrenaline rush from the ride or had a good time boozing last night.

I finally went to see a doctor yesterday, but was more upset going out than coming in. I think one spends more time with the cashier at a fast-food drive-thru than with one’s PCP. Still dizzy, and now in a tizzy, I returned home and decided making dinner would make me feel better. Besides, I needed to see if I could cook in the Elf Kitchen.

To keep the dizzy theme going I set about making beer stew. It was rather delicious; I think Rizzo was on to something when she said that a little sneaky peek gets the party going:

BEER STEW FOR TWO
*At The Mister’s insistence, I must tell you that this will yield plenty of leftovers. I’d say it was enough for four, but I like to be selfish and reheat the remaining portions because it tastes so much better the next day.

2 lbs. boneless beef chuck, cut into 2-in (bite-size) pieces
3 TBSP. all-purpose flour
Vegetable oil
Butter
Salt & pepper
Granulated sugar
1/3 C. pancetta, cut into 1/3”-thick pieces
Half a medium-sized onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
4 whole canned tomatoes, crushed
Fresh thyme
Bay leaf
2 bottles of ale (I used 11.2 oz. bottles of Leffe)

Vegetables*
*Note: I like to eyeball the amount of vegetables going into the stew, because I, for instance, love pearl onions and add quite a few, but if you prefer, say, carrots, you may want to add more.
Pearl onions (preferably fresh, but frozen will do)
Baby carrots
New potatoes

Peas (frozen)

1. Generously season beef chunks with salt and pepper.
Add about 2 tsps. vegetable oil to a very hot, smoking stew pot and add half the beef. You want the beef to get nice and brown on the outside. Don’t overcrowd the pan because the meat will steam rather than sear. Transfer the beef to a plate and sear the remaining amount. Set aside.

2. Lower the heat to med-lo and, if the pan is dry, add a bit more oil. Add the pancetta and allow it to render some of its fat. Next, add the minced onion and cook, stirring 3-5 minutes until translucent. Add the minced garlic and cook for an additional minute. Remember, the pan shouldn’t be too hot because the finely minced garlic will burn and impart a bitter taste.

3. Add the crushed tomatoes and cook just until some of the liquid has evaporated, about one minute. Increase the heat to high and pour in the beer. Bring to a boil and return the seared meat to the pot. Reduce to a simmer, add the thyme and bay leaf, cover and allow to cook 1 ½ – 2 hours. Do not boil or risk toughening the meat.

4. In the meantime, prepare your vegetables. Sauté the pearl onions in a bit of butter and season with salt and pepper. Add 1 – 2 tsps. of granulated sugar to aid in caramelization. Once the onions are nicely golden, set aside.
Repeat steps with baby carrots and set aside.

5. Cut potatoes into large dice and reserve in cold water. Add the onions, carrots, and potatoes to the stew when it’s about 20 minutes away from being done. Add the peas at the very end right, as they will cook very quickly. Adjust seasoning and remember to take out your bay leaf before serving!